My chest hair isn’t glorious enough.
Notice we never saw him topless again after the beard…
Hair has to come from somewhere. When I started growing it on my face it stopped coming out from the top of my head.
That’s called “The Sisko”.
Is it possible to learn this power? I’d like to have some hair moved.
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HR
Mango, we’ve had some complaints. We don’t care who you socialize with outside of working hours but we must ask you to show some constraints during working hours! It’s not just the women who cannot stop talking about you sexually. The men are infuriated! You let Janet pat your butt and now John and his team refuse to deal with their priorities. There’s demands that you allowed them to have a patt too! It’s madness… OMG can I ask you something personal…
- Director of HR
👀
Local authorities.
I can’t get my leg over the back of a chair.
The fact they don’t sell clothing like this.
just make it out of some leftover xmas wrapping paper
https://newchic.com/incerun-cardigans-12199/p-1960652.html
Scroll down and see the suggested products
A sense of fashion and social expectations. The recognition and acknowledgement that the true 80’s are gone.
I just don’t have that Riker swag.
My obesity
Weird question but do you drink soda? I think soda is directly tied to health problems
I’m not Riker.
Cultural norms, in part, but mostly? Because I’d look [more] terrible.
My nipple would get chilly
Self-respect. Either too much or too little, take your pick.
Shame
Out of respect for everyone else’s sanity.
Not being ruled by dominant women. (🤤)