Fuck those fuckers. I critted twice in my last session and rolled minimum damage both times!
Fuck those fuckers. I critted twice in my last session and rolled minimum damage both times!
Every single time -
Me: “Is rare astronomical phenomenon visible from the Southern hemisphere?”
Google: “Ha ha, nope.”
Thanks. Now if you don’t mind, my new character is going back to drying the pieces of my old character over a fire to preserve him until we get back to civilisation.
To be clear, health should be a human right, housing should be a human right, food should be under health as a human right but let’s be serious it should be a separate human right so everyone has to acknowledge it.
You’ve just summed up article 25 of the universal declaration of human rights. The US is a signatory to it - but it’s not legally binding.
The US healthcare system is a hostage situation.
“Roll to see if you know the leech-to-gold exchange rate.”
I didn’t know that, but I’m not exactly shocked to hear it.
Billionaire celebrities with millions of fans enabling their narcissism.
You sure like watching other people fuck.
I once had a French co-worker tell me that the rest of France would divorce you if they could.
I made the choice to not have kids. I didn’t want the responsibility and I didn’t think I’d make a good parent. I’m in my late 40s now, and honestly - it’s been pretty great. It was the right choice.
Hard to imagine any players asking for an opportunity to lose their loot. Seems more like a hard-arse GM thing.
I’ve had a photoelectric alarm set off by steam from a dryer in the next room, through a closed door.
Some loud people on the internet hate it when someone drinks soda water. Others, tap water.
Soda water. That I get from my tap and fizz in my Sodastream machine.
Right now, two entirely different beverage gatekeeping factions are gasping and clutching their pearls. Suck it, pearl-clutchers. Or don’t, because this one’s mine.
He adopted a fake accent to distance himself from his humble and poverty-stricken roots.
I’m also not a programmer but here’s why Linux is my daily driver:
I like it.
Leave things better than you found them.
Would you still love it if you did it for a living?
I leave the house for work at 6, so I’m in bed at 10. As for when I got to sleep… sometimes the snooze gods are kind, sometimes they aren’t.