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    18 days ago

    Billionaires endorsing micro plastic testicle cleansing treatments in 5, 4, 3…

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      18 days ago

      Okay sir, this is gonna feel a little cold for a few seconds okay, but it warms up a little. I’m just gonna poke this tube up your urethra. Oh that? That’s the ultrasonic creame and we use this wand to direct the energy towards the bad plastics. Not the good plastics, those we don’t have to worry about.