• stanleytweedle@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I like to think what happened is the atrophied part of his brain where a conscience would be suddenly came back online and for those 20 seconds he was consciously aware of what a monster he’d become.

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      1 year ago

      I like this take. My theory is that he passed the time limit on the go-juice and they had to take him back and hit him with another dose. What kind of chemicals are they pumping into this man to keep him shuffling around?

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        1 year ago

        The blood of the children SA by the church, members of the GOP, patriot front, anyone screaming groomers about the lgbtq+ community, and George Santos. And let’s not forget the blood harvest from the lgbtq+ children that are sent to re-education camps.

    • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Even a small flick of conscience would make his brain explode, but with that, he is not alone in his party.

    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      1 year ago

      I like to think he shit his pants and was trying to determine the best way of getting to a bathroom without too much of it escaping his undies.