• sunbytes@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      That seems weirdly concise for him (to have typed). I wonder if he’s got some publicist taking dictation.

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        I think at this point he definitely dictates to some lackey (and you know that guy wears a bowtie) who takes his word salad and turns it onto something vaguely comprehensible.

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      That’s some serious copium he’s got there. I wonder how the magoos are dealing with this kind of crying from little d. Are they crying just as hard?

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        They don’t understand it. It will just be “yay he won!” Or “they cheated to win!”.

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      He’s not allowed to go after the law clerk so he’s dumping everything he’s got on the judge

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      The judge sounds like a rational human then. Thanks for confirming that everything is in order, Donald.

      I do concede that I didn’t read the complete “statement” because I phased out around halfway through this unhinged rant tho.

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        You’re late enough to the party that idk if this will get the appreciation I think it deserves. So Thank you for making me laugh I genuinely enjoyed your comment when a lot of the political jokes are tired repeated things.