>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light>Hyper Light Drifter
>There’s no car in the game>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly “final”>Dark Souls
>Literally only one Dark Soul
To be fair, DLC souls are pretty dark, and “drifter” also means “wanderer”
Team Fortress 2
No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it’s the third game.
first game was TF0
game versions are zero-indexed
I technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.
Then it’d have been called Team Fortress 1.
Control
Literally everything is out of control
Dead Cells
Literally unable to die
Slay the Spire
The Spire slays you (I’m bad at it, okay)
> Legend of Zelda > You're playing as Link save for a few games
> Wolfenstein 3D > Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled
> Valve Software Inc. > Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing
> Epic Games > Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic
> Enter the Matrix > No math whatsoever in the game
Target audience is GPUs
> find “matrix filter” on shadertoy
> look inside
> pow
Legend of Zelda
But you’re saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link’s Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn’t even a character in that one.
Resident Evil:
Numerous non-residents are evil too
Mortal Kombat 1 - This is the 12th game in the series
See also: Battlefield 1
Oxygen not Included: Starts with oxygen.
dark souls
souls are displayed as white orbs of light
They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged
He is 27 tho
Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He’ll be lucky to make it to 54.
and that’s why it’s called half life
And G-Man puts him into space prison for about another 27 years. I say name sticks
The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
Zelda doesn’t even appear
Hades 2: Hades is barely in it
Dead Space
You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.
River City Girls
You can play as the boys.
Dark Souls
Have white souls in it
Counter Strike - You’re attacking first
Double Dragon - Lacks even a single dragon
Freespace - Space is already occupied
Risk of Rain - Never rains