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It’s in the basement along the the skeletal remains of Lyman.
She tried but she couldn’t read the application.
I put Jack in my soda.
You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up
I know right? At one point in time I started saving my junk mail as a Hail Mary.
I had a WWJD bracelet at one point in time. The late 90s were weird like that.
I used the extra toilet paper I bought during the pandemic to TP her house.
Well Scooby Doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter.
How is ranked choice voting like a March Madness bracket? I thought ranked choice voting was where you rank candidates based on preference. A bracket is basically a series of binomial choices and would be closer to the system we have now.
Not if you ask the Mormons.
Some others:
The interviewer reeks of desperation
The “interview” feels more like a sales pitch
The interviewer invokes rock stars or ninjas
The message that the boss is gonna get is that the company party should be nothing but work instead.
Ain’t no rule that says an opossum can’t play football.
I hear it’s the word.
I’m sending my love down the well.
It’s a way to keep people shopping at the same store. Since most fuel perks are something like 10 cents off a gallon for every $100 spent, if you spend a lot of money at a store then you get more off of a gallon. It then discourages you from going to a different store because you may not have as many fuel perks and would have to spend more to get the same fuel perks you may already have with the first store. The stores of course don’t want you to go to their competitors, so it’s a win for them.