• partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    "I’d like a large mushroom pizza and a bottle of coca cola, please, " - “or we’re not going to have a country anymore!”

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      5 months ago

      Holy fuck that’s hilarious. I’m definitely going to start slipping this into real life conversations with my ultra conservative family members.

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      5 months ago

      gimme a uh… double bacon cheeseburger… gimme a pie (apple)… gimme a uh… liter of cola… OR WE’RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A COUNTRY ANYMORE!

      The memetic cross-pollination potential here is real.