• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
    24·
    5 months ago

    He proved he’s a genius when he was able to identify cartoon zoo animals on that dementia er, uh… I mean stable genius test

    • protist@mander.xyzEnglish
      12·
      5 months ago

      “Sir, he was able to accurately recognize the hippopotamus.”

      “Oh. My. God. Get Mensa on the line. Tell them we’ve got a Code Jenius.”

  • ccunning@lemmy.world
    81·
    5 months ago

    It actually stands for John as in Don’s Johns

    Which is weird because in 2016 he was the Pee Pee golden shower candidate and in 2024 he’s the Poopy Nappy candidate.

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      5 months ago

      His own attorney made sure they got VonShitzHisPants entered into the court record. That wasn’t NY state, the judge, or anyone else besides Donny’s legal representation.

      I imagine they all loathe him so much.

      aw the vonshitsinpants upset someone lol

  • Fizz
    73·
    5 months ago

    The first sigma male president.