Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

Please keep this handy for when Seymour starts coming after parents who feed their kids Quinoa and hummus charging them with child abuse.

Remember folks. Only feed your kids high carb, high fat, fried, nutritionally empty foods.

Also of course no vegetables of any sort.

  • eagleeyedtigerEnglish
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    5 months ago

    Everyone should just send his office pictures of their meals everyday to get confirmation if it’s woke or not