Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

Please keep this handy for when Seymour starts coming after parents who feed their kids Quinoa and hummus charging them with child abuse.

Remember folks. Only feed your kids high carb, high fat, fried, nutritionally empty foods.

Also of course no vegetables of any sort.

  • @Fizz
    7•12 days ago

    I hate how he was justifying removing the program a few weeks ago and now he’s walking around talking about how good it is. All he has done is cut quality.