“Well your work is great. Fantastic even. But I can’t help but notice you’re always sleeping on the job and that’s just not what this company culture is all about. You never come to the office, you’ve missed the last three company pizza parties… I’m sorry but we’re gonna have to let you go.”
Fuck I’d take that deal. I get to sleep 8hr and wake up paid. Id only work in my sleep
Haha that’s not how it would work obviously. Mandated overtime!
With no overtime pay because “you’re just sleeping!” Reduced pay for everyone!
They’d raise the prices of everything to match incomes. So, then you’d have to work during your sleep or be unable to afford your cost of living.
And let’s not forget the new standard 80hr work week.
“Well your work is great. Fantastic even. But I can’t help but notice you’re always sleeping on the job and that’s just not what this company culture is all about. You never come to the office, you’ve missed the last three company pizza parties… I’m sorry but we’re gonna have to let you go.”