That’s right. More cum than you can imagine.

We have to take that seriously, and we have to make sure that the taxpayers are protected

Cool, so you’re going to be upping the reclamation bonding for all mines?

You’re going to make them demonstrate equivalent land capabilities, and meet water quality target#?

Depends on how strongly you value your relationship with your brother. He may be a fuckwaffle, but he is your fuckwaffle. It’s big of you setting your differences aside. If you don’t go, and he means a lot to you outside of his political views, then you might regret not going. If you don’t really care for him and political ideology is more important then dont go. I think not going is kind of crossing the Rubicon, but I don’t know the situation part from your details

Harold and Kumar reference

See spot. See spot run. Spot has a gun. Run from spot, run!

Didn’t Trump say he could do as much and get away with it?

Is it fat shaming if I’m shaming my own fat ass?

That’s a big step. What is your degree in?

The NDP need a new leader too. Singh has the charisma of week old fish.

https://youtu.be/1F-KmYe-74w

Who says satire/shitpostery can’t cut close to the bone? The best ones are the ones that make us evaluate ourselves under a critical lens.

Oof.

And that username; double oof.

but I’m NICE! How couldn’t she love me?

Congrats on meeting the bare minimum of being a decent human, fucko.

This a premium shitpost. I fucking love it

But it is not hummus

I know, but it’s insanity to fire a weapon on a strip ft wide imo. Bow hunting, I guess.

Speaking of, I was out surveying a bunch of river lots like this. The ones I was in were a bit wider - maybe like 200 m x 1200 m kind of thing. They often have cross country ski trails though them, which is a godsend if you’re used to crashing though the understory or regenerating bullshit.

The other thing that was interesting to me was how much human activity these parcels (and the area I was in) had. Old barbed wire growing though trees, junk cars. Toilet seats. Maple syrup operations, murder shacks, you name it. Mindboggling to a guy used to not seeing more than UTV tracks from other crews, or cutlines in terms of disturbance.

Anyway, I was winding my way through one of these river lots and I came across a small wooden box, a bunch of apples, and this pink rock that did not match the regional geology at all. I walked about 10 steps before my inner nerd took over and I went over to look at the rock.

I am holding this thing, turning it over in my hand and I’m like ‘WTF. this thing looks like a stupid pink healing salt lamp thing you see at a massage clinic.’ I keep turning it over and look at the bottom of the rock. It’s totally flat. It’s definitely some healing crystals bullshit but why the fuck is it here? This is the most random thing ever.

I set it down. Grab my gear, get ready to stand up. And boom.

Trail cam on a stick. Face level to me kneeling.

The reality that this is a salt lick and bait station for deer comes crashing home like a ton of bricks. And I’m on camera like an idiot. Guess the station works.

The guy must have laughed his ass off when he collected the camera and reviewed it:

dude walks into frame. Dude walks out of frame. Dude re-enters frame. Dude kneels down fucks with salt lick, with visible confusion on face. Dude looks at camera and realizes he’s a moron

Fuck me.

I get it, but there’s a logic to it being so long if you think about it: flooding. You want river access without risking your house getting washed away. As I said, it’s an old lot layout method - like from the mid 1800s or earlier, with ties to how things were laid out in France originally.

Also, ‘great for hunting’ in the ad. Lmao.

A friend and I were discussing this. It seems like these days it’s more rewarding, objectively, to be a shitbag than to actually be a good human. We’re constantly being played for suckers despite having morals. Everyone else is cheating in this tragedy of the moral commons.

OP discovers river lots. Lots like this are an old design, that allowed everyone access to the river while giving you a decent amount of land. They are very common in Ontario, and such.

They are also a fucking nightmare if you’re doing any sort of survey in the area, that requires land access because for a given area, you now have to negotiate with 350 land owners instead of like 30.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8va48KUNuwA