Today after school my kids tried to set up a shop out their window that goes onto the street. At tea time they asked why no one came. I asked how they thought people who needed what they were selling would know their shop was there. The response: "Well we yelled that there was a shop and if they didn’t come we would cut them with a knife.

Hmm, maybe that’s why people didn’t come (our street isn’t too busy, I’m pretty sure there weren’t actually people out there having violent threats yelled at them).