I won’t be bribed into voting (transport schemes) and I disagree with National and Labour, who view the country like it’s a god damn vending machine. They think everything is about money - insert coins and the country functions. A good country is one that cares about its people. It needs to have pride and patriotism. I’m not proud to be a New Zealander and none of these parties are any good. Regardless of who gets elected, I still want to move overseas and teach English in Moscow.

You said you are on the dole right? That’s the government taking care of you.

By all means go ahead and book that one way ticket to Moscow. See what it’s like over there.