Assume you’re life-lusted and are willing to abandon every moral you have just to live. Paying for cancer treatment is also worth prison time to you.
Also assume you’ve exhausted all ethical fundraising options, i.e. GoFundMe, loans, etc. and that insurance won’t cover treatment for whatever reason.
Probably kidnap and random rich peoples dogs.
Plus I think you get chemo in prison.
Prison chemo sounds like it would break the Geneva convention.