Glad you and your lizard are safe!

Pew pew pew, bap-bap-bap-bap-bap

Big bag of frozen nuggies ftw

Be sure to tip your senator!

Be sure to tip your governor!

https://imgur.com/HcT37

Hey guys we made a neat new Bluetooth tracker! We’re innovators!

“Ice cream van music, but it starts playing after you’ve found a dead body” type vibes lol

On a serious note - neat concept, maybe pick an interesting hook from a bunch of books to encourage kids to read them

On an unserious note - Paper. They taste like paper. Old paper.

There’s technically enough food for nobody to starve, so nobody can be starving!

The exact same way it works in the rest of the world right now, right?

…right??

You know I was all down to be like “stay and see how it turns out”

But yeah now I see mushroom dude with a fckin bowie knife I’m like nope

I think the “Congratulations, homosexual!” aperture science meme sums it up pretty well.

It was when I was holding leftmost lane position passing a semi and it beeped and tried to steer me into said semi that I decided it can fuck off for ever lol

Oh ho ho, not just in public my friend

Funny how giant corporations known for sucking the life out of their employees are terrified of unionization.

Yeah, but he was who signed it so they give him credit it seems

Of course, he delivered the activist Supreme Court that they always dreamed of.

What kind of monster attacks public libraries

Holy crap what a good point. Exclusion of those who are ‘straight’ but closeted could cause so much harm.

Idk fwiw I’m pretty queer and I disagree with OP. As long as you’re an ally and respect the space and accept that you might get hit on by dudes or approached on the dance floor, go.

Yeah… I’m pretty freaking queer and straight people being in gay bars doesn’t bother me at all. If you have issues that make it scary to be around straight folks that’s your problem, and you need to deal with it yourself instead of trying to be exclusionary.

You’ve apparently decided that every straight person will inherently ruin the queerness and safety of the space just by existing in it, even if they’re totally supportive. I disagree and will not be excluding my allies, thank you very much.

The nice thing about explicitly gay bars is that if I see a cute guy, it’s ok for me to go offer to buy them a drink and if they say something hateful, I can go find an employee and tell them someone unwelcome is in our space.

My straight friends are a part of my support network and if I want to bring them to a gay bar, I’m going to. Your issues are your own, go talk to a therapist.

There will always be ignorant idiots who come to gay spaces and behave badly. If you want to keep them safe, be part of the overall system that makes those types of people feel unwelcome.

There is work to be done to defend our explicitly gay spaces, but it’s in the trenches, excluding those who deserve it and welcoming our allies with open arms.