No worries Ubi, I already did the thing ;)

As an edgy teen back then, I didn’t fully appreciate the brilliance of MGS2. It’s the one I look back at nowadays if I think about Kojima mindfuckery

MGS2 will blow your mind. This scene from MGS2 has been living rent-free in my mind since I first saw it as a teen when MGS2 came out.

Remember, this game came out around 2000. The internet was just starting to become relevant back then.

The only problem with starting Baldur’s Gate 3 now is that it’s gonna be a crazy high bar for everything that comes after.

But if you want a great story that’s affected by your decisions and character, it’s a great place to go.

You do you, man. Meanwhile my headcanon is that the tadpole gives me time powers while I save scum.

Super illegal. Straight to super jail.

It’s not out until it’s out.

Damn jays jaying around. I wish they would all just jay off.

Eh, doesn’t roll off the tongue right

Is it in yet?

Then they go suuuuure and wink at you

Sounds like The Matrix to me

I would like to request that we go back to shitposting. My heart cannot handle this on pre-Monday

Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?

My dick feels raw by proxy from all the wank in that post

Baldur’s Gate 3’s combat encounters are particularly tedious. I have taken to saving right before I enter any combat encounter so that I can start over the second things start to go sour.

Tell me you’re young without telling me you’re young.

Saving before every corner used to be SOP

The red dot makes it drift better

Sorry, on what controller now?

I see. So you’d rather write multiple paragraphs of excuses instead of spending that time on coping with what you can.

I understand how this sub works now, and I’m disappointed. Bye.

To be fair, them some real good spice

Because being horrible with time is a predictable thing. As a human being, we have the ability to plan and act in ways that compensate for predictable weaknesses.

If you notice you’re always late, but you never try to leave earlier, you’re either a moron or an asshole.