The PCs. The party are the real monsters in any campaign. That old woman hoodwinked is out of 2gp. KILL HER.

To be fair, he can’t afford that quality of writing.

How do you explain Minnesota then?

It’s a feature, not a bug. We have 10,000 lakes because MN is a sponge being squeezed.

Smear peanut butter on the wall. My dogs hate baths but they put up with them now.

From the article: it is free to register as a lobbyist, a single form, and means you are in a searchable database and have to conform to more stringent rules about political donations. GOOD.

Isn’t that Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan The Barbarian when he gets crucified?