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You must be fun at parties
Just wait until until we get Earth Wind & Fire hurricanes. 200 mph gust of jazz ain’t nothing to joke about.
Well that was quite a read. Margaret Thatcher?? Even I have standards. The Onion couldn’t top this court case.
I don’t think I even spend that much time on my actual job
Next you’re going to tell me French fries arent from France
They laugh, but you never know when you may need a deep cycle marine battery
Is anyone on fortnite old enough to vote?
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I love this time of year, when all the seasonal stouts come out
Damn good beer
Scissors really revolutionized clothing when everyone realized they didn’t have to wear the whole sheep
Not entirely true. A number of them are definitely spam, but there are many organizations that do text outreach and there is definitely a person at the other end. They will remove you from their lists if you reply with stop.
im the same except when i go loud i get hard
That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995
These organizations trade phone lists, kind of like what telemarketers do. Sometimes the lists can be outdated. Unfortunately replying “stop” to each one is the only way that’s going to slow it down.
Woah that’s not Jennifer Lawrence that’s a perfectly formed 256 man Macedonian phalanx
Menards are stuck to methighs