If it means more people are reading my book, I’m good. Maybe they’ll buy the next one, or recommend it to their book club, who knows?

“inanely powerful” I’m dying

Heh. My first novel is there.

You can’t be pardoned until you’re convicted.

Its like they wake up in the morning and think “how cruel can I be today?”

Is he a Freemason?

When I grew up I could call local telephones without the area code. Now I can’t. I managed.

lolno

I’ve never been a huge fan of reddit as a source of good information. I have expertise in a couple of areas (doctorate in one) and every time I saw an answer to a question that fell in my wheelhouse, it was quite possibly the wrongest answer possible and upvoted to the top. Always made me suspicious of the info I was getting in subreddits where I don’t know shit.

Who cares what Twitter users think at this point?