Go on…

God, the irony of MTV playing this as their very first music video.

What woman would want to marry sometime that felt the need to put his political career over their relationship? Sounds like a match made in heaven

Goddamn you…

No problem! Enjoy your alcoholic adventure!

Plenty of good cheap bourbon out there:

Cheapest, but very drinkable:

• Evan Williams
• Very Old Barton

A little more expensive, but amazing:

• Buffalo Trace
• Four Roses
• Basil Hayden
• 1792

Learning how to properly sear food them let it cook the rest of the way over low heat. Potatoes, chicken, etc.

Kind of the opposite of that, sous vide steak then sear with a screaming hot cast iron pan.

The broiler in your oven is fantastic for toasting buns and melting cheese on top of stuff. Also good for putting some char on your food if you need that.

Dick Turner

“You seem like the type of girl that gets her propane from Mega Lo Mart, I tell you hwut.”

Omg. This changes everything

I’ve got one of these. They’re great for if you accidentally drop your pick.

They are not, however, a goddamn pick souvenir dispenser! No, you can’t have a free pick you skeezy little jerk! Get off my stage!

That’s why you use the same username and password everywhere! Duh!

Their gas prices are always cheaper than anything else you’ll find just of the highway. They literally lose money on gas sales - just so you will possibly buy something in the store.

The prices in the store aren’t cheap (about what you’d expect from a highway-side gas station), but you can get all kinds of stuff in there. BBQ, roasted nuts, deli sandwiches, fudge, and some of the best beef jerky around

Um, there’s way more than just Texas.

They’re also in AL, CO, FL, GA, KY, MO, SC, and TN

Useless reply here. Lol.

That’s brilliant

OMG Trump is off the rails and i absolutely love it!

Moderator: "Just to be clear, you have a plan? "

Trump: “I have concepts of a plan?”

Whatta Man in my ass

Not the Push It i was listening to, but this works even better! 😂

Well, this could not have worked out better…

Push It in my ass