One day I’ll save enough to afford those obnoxious pants with all the chains and stuff

I’ve had more dick in my mouth than your mother, don’t call me a bigot for using adjectives.

If I were asked to qualify one, sure. It’s a love story about a gay couple. It’s a gay love story. If they were Indonesian it would be an Indonesian love story.

I loved the episode but it is very much a gay story

It’s a robot reading a book of arcane knowledge you degenerate

I have no idea what this means

Can it run Crysis?

Which instance? I can see the b word in the original comment but yours literally says “removed” like, “taken away”.

Yes if you go to 20 years ago

Where can I get ranch flavored cig filters?

If you just do the side quests before progressing the main quests you should have no problem progressing in any borderlands game. You should never have to go farm unremarkable areas that don’t have side quests.

53 hours sober. Longest I’ve gone in a long, long time. Never posted here or the other place before but I’m really going to try this time.

You could significantly increase productivity by sticking the straw through the hot dog first and then slicing.

Poke poke poke

It’s media-friendly astrology

What an obscure piece of knowledge you hold. I want one.

White Wine in the Sun is a beautifully, refreshingly different Christmas song.

Not Perfect is another awesome non-funny song.

Rock & Roll Nerd is borderline humor but another absolutely amazing song thar doesn’t stress the comedy.

There is nothing between a melt and a grilled cheese. It’s one or the other. Or neither. I’m bringing this argument back.

Hey at least the voice still talks to you. I’m so far gone even my depression abandoned me.

You take that back