Note: the person’s name is censored. The ALL CAPS fiscal entity (I forget the stupid term they use) is legally distinct.

Seems to pass muster to me.

It’d be like Pain and Gain. Throughout the move they would have to keep reminding the audience that it’s based on true events.

I especially love the reference to UCC 1-207. That was renumbered 308 in 2004. More proof these people have no idea what they are talking about about, and are just repeating gibberish.

God gaveen a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to use one at a time.

90% certain the intent of the original contract language was meant to clarify that customers must pay in US Dollars. They will not accept any foreign currency.

Mid-term goal is to have a base near the moon to use as a staging point for interplanetary trips.

Where did you work? What kind of Boomer clients did you serve?

I worked fast food in '03, it was closer to 50/50.

Not knowing anything about French, this was my assumption and reasoning.

didn’t watch anime in that time tho

You poor soul. How did you survive? Can you teach us your ways?

John Stewart highlighted a few:

https://youtu.be/NpBPm0b9deQ?si=SVPAYoLalT4XVPn_

“allegedly”

Better?

They are now. They weren’t always.

Armored Core and Rachet and Clank.

The only reasons we have a PS5 in this house.

Yup. California Dept of Public health said basically that.

You got COVID? Whatever, just wear a mask on your mandated in- office days.

https://www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/CID/DCDC/Pages/COVID-19/COVID-19-Isolation-Guidance.aspx

It’s the last line. “Becomes property of the government.”

Quick logically means the government is going to sell your organs for a profit.

Step 1) Be Attractive.

Step 2) Don’t be Unattractive.

(Attractiveness is subjective)

The analogy I always liked was:

Success is like a carnival dart game.

If you’re poor you probably don’t even get a chance to play. Maybe once with some help from friends and family. But even then, the odds are still not good.

If you’re middle class you can afford a throw or two, significantly increasing the odds of success.

If you’re rich you can afford to throw as many darts as you want until you succeed.

In the show Arrested Development, where the quote referenced in XKCD originated, a character looses their hand to a seal that is set loose (a loose seal).

It’s tenuous at best.

How they see you:

And you know what, that’s $8 well spent.