I’ll just wait here quietly for Doonesbury to address this.

Man, David Letterman has aged a bit…

Catmint condition?

I prefer an half-unbent paperclip loop. https://www.slate.com/blogs/normal/2016/10/31/removing_earwax_with_a_paperclip_is_magic_and_not_at_all_recommended.html

F

This bird seems “great” and all, but I wanna see the Pretty Good Egret or the Needs Improvement Egret for a proper comparison.

So the 500 lb. trailer park resident in the motor-scooter at Walmart sucking down 64 oz. Diet Cokes is about to hit the jackpot? Color me impressed.

I can see how the cartoon is inappropriate. A Star of David references Judaism as a whole. It paints an entire religion as the perpetrators of bad acts that can only reasonably be laid at the feet of Netanyahu’s Israeli government. An Israeli flag might be more appropriate, but it would still be painting ordinary Israeli citizens with too broad of a brush.

On the flip side, the military controlled by Nethanyahu’s government seems to be painting all Gaza citizens as targets, regardless of affiliation with Hamas or lack thereof. This stance sucks and is evil.

Killing innocent people like Hamas and Israel have is a clear ethical failure. Fomenting culture-wide hatred of a group in a way that encourages future killing of innocent people like Hamas and Israel have is also an ethical failure.

Harvard was right to condemn the cartoon, but there is no real good guy here.

Ah, I get it. “Peo Peo.” Ha!

I can never trust multiple exclamation points.

https://jarstore.com/canning-jars/

Where is your god now, mortal?!

May you recover from your stroke quickly.

Huh, here I thought it was a long ad-lib for a rom-com that got waaaay off track.

On the plus side, if the Foot Clan attacks, you’ll have easy access to allies.

I’d be worried about me freaking out, causing the horse to freak out and stomp me to death. This thought itself would of course (of course) increase the chance of me freaking out about the horse.

Getting an Oregon Trail vibe from that message.

My brother insists on calling Roblox “Robots” to his kids. This appropriately infuriates them. I’m workshopping Fork-knife to bug my step kids.

Just, fuck…

“Now Homer, don’t you eat this pie!”

So the movie Nope was a documentary?