Nice what’s it called?

Bro, i just looked at your profile. You’ve played Danganronpa?

You are a funny guy. Have a crack at it. Try to guess my age.

Jerking off. The age i can’t say until i have enough clues

Is that supposed to be a song?

How’s that going for you? Do you enjoy it?

That introverted lifestyle. I like it

I’ll be in Nigeria till I’m done with university. After that, maybe i might return to the U.K. I still have to figure out what to do with my psychology degree.

Climate change amirite haha. I’m Nigerian, so heat is something I’m used to. Also in good health, and i guess that’s the most important thing.

What do you do for a living?

Oh yeah i definitely agree with that. I just had a huge scare when it came to my health that requires me to stay fit in order to not “relapse”, so i try to do at least cardio everyday.

You said you’re trying to get into video games. What video games have you played so far, or are currently eyeing?

Okay, if you’re not Gen X then i would be disappointed. How’s the family?

Hey mate! Are you Canadian?

You definitely get forcefully shoved to the ground and violently ordered to stop resisting while i kneel on your neck.

Okay, mundane jokes aside, autocorrect just seems to cause more problems than it attempts to fix imo, so i have it turned off. Besides, you could’ve used a comma before the “and”’ in: “and I guess almost nothing…” cuz a comma must precede a conjunction that precedes a pronoun, so i guess you were wrong.

Basically, a group of black users were being racist to white individuals by making a bunch of generalizations, so i wanted to point out the hypocrisy by making an obviously racist generalization of my own. I commented, “All black people are disgusting”, and was rightfully called out, but the irony was that they were doing something pretty similar calling white people colonizers and other things like that.

The result? I got mass reported and banned, and due to Reddit’s inability to identify nuance in comments, my appeals were all for naught.

Anyways, what kind of life allows you the luxury of being terminally online when you choose lmao?

What made you want to start caring more for your body? Are you talking more in terms of losing weight or just getting fit?

Don’t feel pressured into answering if you don’t want to

Gotcha. I’m quite new myself. I got banned from reddit, and needed a new site to doom scroll lmao.

Would you consider yourself terminally online?

It’s hot in the evening? Where are you from brother/sister?

Alright, let’s start easy. What are some of your hobbies?