Guix > Nix, because I’m more angry about not being able to run the former than the latter.

File them under fiction

Well let’s move on from the abstract concept and blame the people uphldng the system.

Yes my lovely child?

Twitter’s press email auto-replied to a request for comment with a poop emoji.

Classy.

Stay here, might be that I land on Reddit when googling stuff but I’ll look for news, memes etc. here.