At least in Germany it is available on Netflix.

But be warned: the trailer attracted a legion of Ninjas who immediately started cutting onions in my living room.

Yeah… I can imagine that Chlamydia has a quite distinct smell :x

The agony, when the time for your quest is running out and they are just standing in there. Just staring into the abyss for a few hours and then go to sleep (⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠)

I was also very confused by this statement. One of my computer screens is still doing it from time to time. Seems still relevant to me

I still prefer meat crayon

So I guess it’s the unicorn from the movies? But my first thought was Charlie the unicorn and now I want that cross over sooo bad!

(⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠メ⁠) Please, no! I don’t think anyone else wants him… we only have one Tesla factory in this country and it’s on the news on a regular base. And it’s never good news.

Maybe we can try to make him want to sit in the next bar he sends to space himself

The Spätzle look a bit undercooked and dried out and there has to be waaaay more gravy on that plate. Otherwise this looks surprisingly authentic.

“Des kennt I au noch’m Frühschoppa dohoim aufm Deller hon” says the Swabian in me.

Had a Gastritis which was so bad, the thought of food made me nauseous. Went to a specialist who then explained in length that it’s either something in my uterus or my head, no further examination needed. He then send my back to my regular doc with the diagnosis “eating disorder”. Only after a few months I had an appointment with another doctor who DID an examination and found ulcers along with their cause: Gastritis

Sadly this was the start for a lot of other digestive issues but it’s slowly getting better now.

Having a vagina and PTSD is a horrible combination for these kind of problems…

It came after “the cure” when he never felt as happy again

Petition to rename the IDF to Israel Death Force

Or there was a very brave Corgi

Backgammon was the only game on my first cell phone. It was slightly addictive… GIMME GIMME GIMME

I… didn’t need this. But thanks I guess .-.

She wasn’t really into car rides either… but after a while we developed a routine for the rare occasions a ride was inevitable ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

It’s not an illusion. There’s enough disgusting stuff on my vegetables, when they come fresh from the supermarket. No need for poop particles in my cooked food.

Give me your favorite please!!

Had a dog who was able to puke in bags. Can confirm: training is key!

I guess the down votes come from people who don’t agree with the point that Germany is too stable at the moment for Nazis to regain power. And I agree. It’s naive to think like that.

The political climate is very tense and some people like to play with fire as long as they feel like they could personally benefit from this. E.g. conservative and right wing politicians imported the culture war from US as good as they could and thus additionally supported partys like AfD and BSW by validating and inflating their nonsense talking points.

We once had a rescue like Willow. He decided to live behind a bunch of boxes and only came out when he thought he was alone. Even with the other cats he was like “nah”. Until one day someone dropped a toy made of fake fur and feathers close to his hideout. 180 personality change. He completely lost it and was so focused on this stupid thing that socializing suddenly was no issue at all if he was allowed to bring his toy. Bonus points and cuddles if you engaged in his play. It was fascinating.