Who are you calling a pervert?!
Now put shoe on head while petting a dildo
Who are you calling a pervert?!
Now put shoe on head while petting a dildo
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
But I believe I speak for the male gender when we are frustrated about the orgasm assymetry
Make it intresting , 100$ , areola only, no nip.
Watch them all lose , you would be rich.
No, the most important part of this picture is the GREENARY that will slowly fade away if we won’t SAVE THE PLANET.
Also, nice bod
Be honest, are you still using the warming functionality of that rail?
** insert obligatory dirty joke about cream in the coffee here **
Well, according to Quentin Tarantino, you just confirmed yourself not being a german.
Hehehe that position makes it look like you have yo arms attached to your left shoulder
I could have focused on your body… but I’m like… nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
BATMAN!
Nevermind the breast, I’m just trying to figure out the composition of the room. Seeing the outdoors in the edge of the mirror gives me a headache
Here’s another french tip:
Don’t try to “be nice” and learn some common french words before visiting france, just speak english.
Did you like… punched the wall behind you?
Or are you living in an earthquake zone?
And I’m curious how many fingers you’re holding behind your back…
Some questions weren’t meant to be answered I guess.
Wow so many demands… wait let me write it down…
Jesus babe, can’t we just play mario kart today?
I want you… to tell me how you keep those perls so white! What’s your dental routine?
I count 8 noticible dropplets.
Prove it! Let down your wet hair repunzel! If it’s dry I’m reporting you to the mods and order you to go back to the shower. LIES I TELL YOU! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
My god, my kitchen’s awesome!