This just in, harder exercise more beneficial. More at 11.

Pfft. Not even going to be the hottest this year.

Hottest Summer 2: Australian Boogaloo

10,000 Jigglevolts.

It’s because Spez has his head so far up Elon’s arse he’s wearing the same face.

Hey! This guy’s noseist!

>:¬(

Rights are won with blood, not money. We spent our blood and bought our rights, still waiting for America to start spending blood instead of money.

Then maybe you should start using that 2nd like you’re supposed to instead of using it to keep your emotional support weapons close.

Unhealthy, people with no access to mental health services, or adequate education, shouldn’t have access to guns even in a healthy society. If you had all those maybe you can be trusted with guns.

Yes, you should get those too, not ignore gun control.

Sure, that’s why it doesn’t work that way anywhere there’s gun control. Because Americans are special snowflakes.

Keep the pithy sad sack comments on Reddit.

You can’t stop me from taking this as financial advice!

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There’s hood ornaments, and then there’s hood ornaments.

She didn’t lose it, she just can’t see it anymore.

They haven’t turned down a job, they’re in contract negotiations for a job they want to work.

There’s always money in the banana stand.

Gun regulation doesn’t stop you having guns as tools. Educate yourself instead of spouting idiocy.

Reduce, reuse, recycle. It’s last for a reason.