ArtyTester

Netflix the flamethrower!

he keeps tweaking his resume, cutting it from 10 pages to two, then beefing it up to 24.

I’m no expert, but a 24 page resume?! I think I found your problem bud.

I’ve found that getting super animated and having a small prop scroll while physically baaaaaaaaaa-ing in peoples face while shaking the scroll gets them to take it really quick. Also sets a tone for the rest of the one shot!

I got all the “real life” pictures correct, but most of the drawings and paintings were in line with straight guessing.

There are things that stick out as “wrong” on a picture of life, but in a drawing or paining the question is “is this wrong or just what the artist decided to do?”

Slice it up thin and sauté it up with some butter and you got fake lobster!

From 1960 till 2022 the historical inflation rate has been 3.8% per year. If they have a loan for 2.9%, they are inflating away their debt, so the longer it takes to pay, the “cheaper” it gets while they are still getting all the appreciation.

In metric you just look at the first digit:

0x is cold

1x is light jacket

2x is shorts weather

3x is hot

No that couldn’t be it! Why wouldn’t someone want to work at a job that tears your body up so hard that many die within a couple years if retiring?

The Helen Keller conspiracy feels like it could be a real.

If you can get your hands on “Dole Whip Powder” it’s a great lactose free alternative that you can mix with water and make in a home churn.

Maybe it needs to happen more.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is now.

Eventually, yes.

Look at every other tech, given enough time, the price becomes adorable. Considering this is a “generalized” cure to cancer, it’s likely highly profitable to get it to the point where ever body can access it. “Cheap”? No, but “affordable”.

That looks like some really good wash work!

Title II them and call it good.

I think it’s supposed to be a joke about the Clintons and Epstein.

If he flys them in a Dem leaning area he will point out he saw more devices then registered voters so the Dems must be stuffing the box with illegals!

If he flys them in a Republican area he will say that he saw more devices then votes counted so the Dems must be throwing out Republican votes!

Win win! /s

In before he try’s to say there are thousands of missing votes because his drones saw more MAC addresses then votes counted. The logic will be “old people don’t carry phones so there should be EVEN MORE votes then devices!”

Big money man’s magic 8 ball was right once, but looks like lately the blue goo has drained out of it.