As a father, I take great pride in introducing my son to new experiences and cultures. So you can imagine my disappointment when we recently visited a highly recommended authentic Mexican restaurant, only to have my son order a burger and fries?
I mean, what kind of uncultured simpleton doesn’t order tacos or enchiladas at a Mexican restaurant? And to make matters worse, he doesn’t even pronounce Mexico with an H. It’s MEH-i-co, not MEX-i-co
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Huh? Is there beef? If not that’s a delicious sounding shrimp sandwich
Yup! No beef, and you don’t need it, but I think you can ask for bacon. It’s so good.
Not a burger, sounds good though.
Fite me.
I have the power of the global burger guild on my side