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minus-squareThassodar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·5 months agoAn Irishman visits Colorado for the first time and goes to a cabin that doubles as a bar. Upon seeing a strange animal with horns on the wall he asks the bartender: “Oi, what’s that thing?” The bartender says: “That? That’s a moose.” “FOOK ME! How big are your cats?”
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoWorks better with a Scottish accent.
An Irishman visits Colorado for the first time and goes to a cabin that doubles as a bar. Upon seeing a strange animal with horns on the wall he asks the bartender:
“Oi, what’s that thing?”
The bartender says: “That? That’s a moose.”
“FOOK ME! How big are your cats?”
Works better with a Scottish accent.
Fook me.