“You read the second part of a trilogy. What about reading the first part! Other customers did.”

Me - spends half a day researching pipe grips and ends up buying a set of Knipex because I know it’s the last set I’ll ever need to buy

Google - BONJOUR

Amazon knows what they sell is usually garbage, so it’s a safe assumption that you’ll be back to buy another soon enough.

They weren’t expecting that toilet seat to last that long… 😅

I turned those notifications off years ago

Can’t say that I’ve ever received an ad email from Amazon. Is that even a thing?