• bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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    7 months ago

    $500, monthly subscription, and your GPS and foot data get sold for advertising purposes

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      7 months ago

      Consider it an investment if you can also sell the realtime state of your feet via onlyfans. Even better if there’s an amateur podiatry chat for the real freaks.

      “The way they’re curling their toes, they gotta be doing something good.”

      “Get arch support”

      “Sleep chat?”

      “Seriously, get arch support”