I was gonna remove my text from the post when I stopped streaming but now? Nah. Fuck it.

Look. I have a twitch.

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    3 months ago

    I don’t know that I’d fuck a Nausican. Or Morn. Especially Morn. I hate people who won’t shut up during sex. Just moan or whatever.

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      3 months ago

      I dunno, I think this guy would treat you right (edit: link turned out a bit jank, I meant the second image, “22nd century Nausicaan captain”).

      And I mean, Morn’s got money so that’s something.

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        I don’t know, if they look like that upstairs, imagine what a Nausican has downstairs. Then there’s the Klingons. I don’t know about two dicks on one guy. And does that mean the women have two vaginas? Plus the whole “beat you up before we fuck” thing doesn’t work for me.

        As far as Morn, I don’t need a sugar daddy.

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          Plus the whole “beat you up before we fuck” thing doesn’t work for me.

          Would that imply that cuddling and aftercare is a kink for them? You could probably get hella gentle strange on the Klingon version of FetLife.