• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Oh, here they come. The people who think that I’m cooking it wrong somehow.

    Steaming shit doesn’t make it less terrible than microwaving shit.

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      8 months ago

      Just a suggestion from personal experience, in case you haven’t tried it.

      Explanation: microwaved broccoli is stinkier because the vapor released from the plant material carries sulfur particulate into the air. Steamed broccoli doesn’t release nearly as much vapor from the plant material itself, so it’s less stinky.

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      8 months ago

      I disagree with the inferred assertion that steaming and microwaving have the same outcome.

      Also, I don’t wanna make this about me but I have a controversial take, “brocli yum”.

      Thank you for attending my ted talk.

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        8 months ago

        I didn’t say they have the same outcome; I said that you can’t make a turd palatable by simply not microwaving it.

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          8 months ago

          But it’s broccoli…also don’t know why you microwave shit but at this point I’d rather don’t want the answer to that…

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          8 months ago

          Yea, that’s why I called it an inferred assertion, because you didn’t say it. See, I respect the brocli haters.

          (Dramatic symphony music swells)

          Until the brocli wars start, you will remain, my friend.

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              8 months ago

              Alright. You’re probably right. Though judging by your vote counts it seems as if no one can understand what you are trying to communicate so at least I am in good company. Good luck learning to communicate better, I wish you well.