robocall@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前me🎂irllemmy.worldimagemessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1635arrow-down130
arrow-up1605arrow-down1imageme🎂irllemmy.worldrobocall@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前message-square121fedilink
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·8 个月前Do this enough, and physics will stop you from getting in your car.
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-28 个月前Adulthood is being able to buy and eat as much cake as you want, but knowing that you really shouldn’t.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·8 个月前They’ll probably stop you from fitting your pants long before that.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·8 个月前So is chocolate cake.
Do this enough, and physics will stop you from getting in your car.
Adulthood is being able to buy and eat as much cake as you want, but knowing that you really shouldn’t.
They’ll probably stop you from fitting your pants long before that.
Pant’s are overrated anyway
Pant’s what?
Pant’s deeply into deez nuts
So is chocolate cake.
That’s when you buy a bigger car
That explains the entire USA.