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minus-squareDagrothus@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·edit-26 months agoIf you skinned and sold squirrels at a rate of 7.56 squirrels per second, you’d reach his wealth in just 100 years! All it takes is a little hard work! They’d also go extinct after 1 year. Maybe switch to rats.
minus-squareseth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·6 months agotaking notes How long will the rats last if I maintain that rate?
minus-squaregoferking0@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoProbably gone even faster as wouldn’t you need a lot more rats to equal what you could get from a squirrel?
minus-squareshiveyarbles@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoYou could alternate between rats and squirrels to allow repopulation
minus-squaremctoasterson@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoEven if you don’t end up rich, eradicating squirrels is a pretty good consolation prize.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoRats don’t have bushy tails, so you’d lose most of the value.
If you skinned and sold squirrels at a rate of 7.56 squirrels per second, you’d reach his wealth in just 100 years! All it takes is a little hard work!
They’d also go extinct after 1 year. Maybe switch to rats.
taking notes How long will the rats last if I maintain that rate?
Probably gone even faster as wouldn’t you need a lot more rats to equal what you could get from a squirrel?
You could alternate between rats and squirrels to allow repopulation
Even if you don’t end up rich, eradicating squirrels is a pretty good consolation prize.
Rats don’t have bushy tails, so you’d lose most of the value.