WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world to Politics@beehaw.org · 1 年前Conservatives Are Running Out of Things to Eatnewrepublic.comexternal-linkmessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down10cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareKahunaDaKine@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 年前I can see the ads on Fox or OANN now. “MAGA Mush! Quality gruel for quality patriots! Available at your local Cabela’s now!” At least I’m assuming they haven’t canceled Cabela’s like Bass Pro yet.
minus-squarers5th@lemmy.scottlabs.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前Cabela’s was acquired by Bass Pro in 2017 🤣
minus-squarecrwcomposer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前They basically already sell that for apocalypse preppers, and that’s essentially how it’s advertised.
minus-squareSatiric_Weasel@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前I hope they do. Like every other right-wing grift; the gruel in question would be entirely devoid of substance, expensive, and hazardous to their health. They’d starve with full stomachs in their living rooms watching Fox, sitting next to a phone their loved ones have stopped calling.
minus-squaredarkmugglet@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前Well, corn flakes was invented by anti masturbation crusader. Kellog thought that flavorful food causes young boys to rub one out. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade
minus-squareLoamImprovement@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前I mean, he’s not wrong, but I could be just as horny eating cardboard.
I can see the ads on Fox or OANN now.
“MAGA Mush! Quality gruel for quality patriots! Available at your local Cabela’s now!”
At least I’m assuming they haven’t canceled Cabela’s like Bass Pro yet.
Cabela’s was acquired by Bass Pro in 2017 🤣
They basically already sell that for apocalypse preppers, and that’s essentially how it’s advertised.
I hope they do.
Like every other right-wing grift; the gruel in question would be entirely devoid of substance, expensive, and hazardous to their health.
They’d starve with full stomachs in their living rooms watching Fox, sitting next to a phone their loved ones have stopped calling.
Well, corn flakes was invented by anti masturbation crusader. Kellog thought that flavorful food causes young boys to rub one out.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade
I mean, he’s not wrong, but I could be just as horny eating cardboard.