Be careful with that, you don’t want to let them get too sober. A bunch of drunken crabs is like a wild west bar brawl, chaotic and colorful but no one really gets hurt. Sober crabs are a whole other story. Before you know it they will have escaped the bucket, stolen the car and found their way to the nearest pizza joint, which they will take over as the head of a new crab mafia empire. And no one will be able to stop them, because pincers.
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Do you have a remedy for these bloody crabs? Really… uncomfortable down there.
Bacon. When they grab it with their little pincies you lift and then hurl as far away from yourself as possible
Make sure it’s not the American style almost-burned hard bacon though. You need to make sure there’s some elasticity there.
This should do it drunken crab
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Good thing I’m not allergic to shellfish. A nice prawny Tom Yum please.
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Perfection
What’s with all the crabs? I’ll have a lobster please.
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Thanks bacon. I’ve got the best bottle of bubbles that money can buy for under $10 to have with.
It’s just a crab filled day.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-26/shark-bay-crab-mystery-prompts-calls-detailed-marine-research/103138312
Feeling crabby this morning… A platter of crabs please, and a large fruity cocktail.
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Perfection, thankyou. The crabs really enjoyed the cocktail, but are now all quite tipsy.
I’ll take… An assortment of crabs, and a large fruit based cocktail please.
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It’s a bit off-menu, but there are lots of crabs around here, so could I have a bucket please? (And a coffee)
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Perfect, thank you! The coffee will help sober them up
Be careful with that, you don’t want to let them get too sober. A bunch of drunken crabs is like a wild west bar brawl, chaotic and colorful but no one really gets hurt. Sober crabs are a whole other story. Before you know it they will have escaped the bucket, stolen the car and found their way to the nearest pizza joint, which they will take over as the head of a new crab mafia empire. And no one will be able to stop them, because pincers.