• MrFappy@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    He could have almost any woman he wanted thanks to his wallet, and chose that.

    Also, bullshit he’s that beefy.

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      He’s been doing nothing but roids the last few years, the transformation has been pretty crazy.

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        At least he doesn’t have to worry about the side effects. Odds are good that he already has shrivel dick and an anger problem lol.

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          I’m sure if you have more money than God you can get the good roids with only the most minimal side effects.

          I’ve also heard that once men plateau in hormone production, say in their 40s-50s, the risk from a little HGH or T is pretty minimal, in the right circumstances.

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            Roids have come a long way, they also haven’t been studied since they are banned in sports so likely the side effects are overblown and not as bad as they were decades ago.

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              “You can have anything you want, but you can’t have everything you want” - American gladiators Lazer on having the surgery to remove fat from his roid titties

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      The wife he cheated on was way prettier. I don’t know what this dude was thinking.

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      Why wouldnt he be? He’s got money, time, medically allocated testosterone, and personal trainers and chefs.

      Once you have all of that it’s just dedication to putting the work in, if the average gym bro can muster it I’m sure he’s capable.

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      He could have almost any woman he wanted thanks to his wallet

      Perhaps what he wanted wasn’t a whore