The answer to the age-old question, Do I want to be her, or be with her? is a clear YES

having gay sex with all my bisexual girlfriends and never penetrating them 🙈

Why do only queer girls like me, a straight guy?

Ooooohhhh nooooo

This wasn’t a factor in my egg cracking, but damn if it’s not obvious in retrospect facepalms

@RileyIsBad

I’d be like “Oh boy, I just heard that this girl I like is gay!” and people would be like “Why does this make you excited? Doesn’t that mean she won’t want to date you?” and I’m like “Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”