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Granted. Corn stalks begin violently bursting from your father’s mouth. His hand reaches out as you back away. He falls to the ground, endless corn kernels pouring from his open mouth.
“Pop?” You whisper through the tears.
Oh man so underated!
Very well… But they’re all only half-popped and have rock hard kernels.
And if you eat any, they will give you those “popcorn splinters” between your gums and teeth
Granted. I hope you like your new braces. They are permanent.
