• taanegl@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    Now announcing the Nestle space program and space property agency… we claim all water outside of earth as sovereign property.

    In other news, we are introducing the water subscription service. You can either pay $1000 subscription, or lease our water for $100 for each bucket of water you get from space…

    …because we’re so free market.