I had a couple classmates that pretended to be vampires back in elementary and middle school. They’d pretend their Koolaid was blood, complain about the sunlight, and bite their friends a lot. Not enough to draw blood, though. I haven’t kept up with most of them, but one guy is a teacher now. He seems pretty normal.

  • ozen@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    i hope you check in with him in another 15 years to see what kind of vampire activities he’s up to

    • HandsHurtLoL@kbin.social
      2·
      1 year ago

      I went through a period a few years back of catching up with some of my exes, and it was a montage of dodging bullets. One guy was heavily into opioids for pain management after flipping a truck during street racing. One was married to a homophobic Renaissance faire kind of woman while over time, he had come to understand he was bisexual. And then there was the divorced vampire.

      I learned my lesson: I don’t want to follow up with any of them ever again.