STEWARTSTOWN, PA—With Donald Trump decisively winning a second term as president, local sources reported this week that those tireless civil rights crusaders weren’t so smug now, were they? “This ought to shut up those self-satisfied supporters of civil rights for a while,” said Trump voter Henry Pluss, stressing that it was about time somebody put […]
Goddamnit The Onion. This shit ain’t funny …
No it funny as hell. Wish I had more popcorn and could get a refill on my large soda.
honestly by the tone, i don’t think its meant to be