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This is highly flattering.
It’s exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.
People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.
Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.
Legal and tender.
Back entrance only
How many twinks to a bear?
As many as he can carry.
Inflation is getting really out of hand…
Grass and gas also accepted
Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.
Good intentions, easily taken wrong.
Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!
… No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don’t care about us unless we’re going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.
Eat the rich.
They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that’s A LOT of business.
Looks like human trafficking’s back on the menu, boys!
Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.
Priceless
*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.
You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…
I take it that’s not your kink?
… Not that there would be anything wrong with it, if it were.
Always have been
(pushes gay button)
Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you’re out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.
Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)
I think most people just call it employment