I say “bum” and my wife says “boob”
Interested to hear what you think.
I also choose this guy’s wife’s “boob”.
Excellent reference
The only person that could turn a three letter word into three syllables
You two are wild
pink
Not the color. The sound of something tiny-yet-structurally-significant snapping under pressure; juuuuust before the most chaotic gosh-damned thing you’ve ever seen in your life happens. Car accidents, roller coaster failures, towers collapsing (not those ones) - it’s pretty much always preceded by a tiny little pink
Boof
Queef 😂
poot
Have you ever read My Teacher Flunked The Planet? There’s a little slug creature thing called a poot in that book. I love it
Came here to say “poot.” Truly, a refined and sophisticated selection, well done.
My dad spends a lot of time doodling, and sooner or later he ends up with a man farting a big ‘poot’ cloud
Schnozz
I used to have a dog named Schnozz! He was always sticking his schnozz where it shouldn’t be
eyebrow wiggle
On your way to the infart.
Wife got a chuckle. I said it was her favorite movie, she said ‘very funny’, I said ‘it was more an action-thriller’.
Maybe she liked the slut.
Bonk
Nob
Nob and Knob are spelled the same, and I feel like you could use them interchangeably.
Hit someone with a Gnob and they’ll look at you funny
As written words they have distinct meanings I think - with the exception of a class of people (nobs) the word is always with a K for all other uses. I’m gonna start calling people “gnobs” from now on to muddy the issue.
Tslob awn mai gnob
squirreled
It’s the longest one-syllable word last time I checked. Pretty ridiculous that it is one syllable honestly.
Shunt.
I like this one because it sounds dirty and it’s not
Scrunched
Longest syllable I can think of, rather ironic
I think ‘scrunched’ is the longest one I’ve seen in this post, I can’t think of a longer one.
In a similar vein, it feels really wrong that ‘abbreviate’ is such a long word.
If people pronounce squirrel as one syllable, then I guess squirreled could be as well, but it’s not in my dialect.
Shart
Gotta love a portmanteau.
Do you think you could say this on network TV? It’s origin is definitely a curse word, but somehow I feel like this would get a pass.