0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · edit-22 days agoSometimes, it's backwardssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square196fedilinkarrow-up1700arrow-down128
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minus-squaremadjo@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·1 day agoAs a QA person I despise those programmers. “Sure buddy it works on your machine, but your machine isn’t going to be put into the production environment. It’s not working on mine, fix it!”
minus-squarebitchkat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 hours agoMy answer is usually “I don’t care how well it runs on your windows machine. Our deployments are on Linux”. I’m a old developer that has done a lot of admin over the years out of necessity.
minus-squarefrozen@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·19 hours agoThus, Docker was born. “Works on my machine, ship the machine.”
As a QA person I despise those programmers.
“Sure buddy it works on your machine, but your machine isn’t going to be put into the production environment. It’s not working on mine, fix it!”
My answer is usually “I don’t care how well it runs on your windows machine. Our deployments are on Linux”.
I’m a old developer that has done a lot of admin over the years out of necessity.
Thus, Docker was born.
“Works on my machine, ship the machine.”